why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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