but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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