If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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