Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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