We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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