My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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