yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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