Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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