I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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