Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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