You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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