I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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