It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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