literally had 100 drinks last night.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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