This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Everyone says I win the strip club
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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