i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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