a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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