We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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