I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The uberlube is also flammable
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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