please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
you had me at cake vodka
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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