I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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