smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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