Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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