I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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