im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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