fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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