At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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