Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just want to make out with him forever
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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