Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
In America we eat man semen.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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