Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
