So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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