My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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