It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
