scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
