So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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