exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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