Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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