I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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