He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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