Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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