We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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