check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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