She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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