How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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