quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
