The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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