yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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