He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you win again, gameday.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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