can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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