Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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