you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
