Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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